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Any Apple technical support advisor that resolves issues that otherwise could be easily resolved after spending 5 minutes on google.
"Hey, just cause I work here and fix problems doesn't make me your Apple Daddy."
A magical apple is when you smack an apple off off a strangers head then pretend it wasn't you.
You've just been magical appled.
The person who made the phrase omao but gets no credit
Well it’s time to die. Omao
Haha noob spelled omao wrong. And we never saw her again omao apple
Where you jam her ass full of apple sauce and proceed to eat it like an apple fritter.
Kate- "Hey, how was your date with Jake last night?"
Sam- "It was amazing, he gave the Apple Shitter."
A person that is in love with apple products.
You are such a apple hugger . You are always putting down android phones.
When you and your bro are Eiffel Towering a girl, then switch places after you nut, and proceed to eat the others crème pie ;)
Hey Carl I Have a girl that’s down to make some Frosted Apple McMuffins in her pum pum
how much LSD a homie has and if you can get any.
yo Brian how many apples you have in your apple basket