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Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary
Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
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An overpriced mediocre Apple virtual reality headset meant to get all the Apple simps to go batshit crazy and throw money at them.
Normal person: Hey bro looks how stupidly overpriced the Apple Vision Pro is
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.
When crying at three in the morning and eating a depression meal.
Friend 1: what did you do last night?
Friend 2: I had an apple pie a la mope
It's the day to Memorize Apples
"Oh my gosh, how could I forget? It's National Apple Day!"
"Oh my gosh, it's National Apple Day! That means its April 3rd."
If someone 'Apples', is 'Apple-ing' or a game is 'Appled'. It means that the game has been broken by the player purposefully or accidentally while attempting to do something important within the game.
Person 1: 'Did you see that he appled Little Nightmares?'
Person 2: 'Yeah! He apples every single game he plays.'
Person 3: 'Why does he do so much apple-ing?!'
Jaden’s Rapper name. He’s a ruthless Rapper from New York. He raps about his life and how he was born from an apple tree!
Did you hear Savage Apple is in the studio? I heard he’s doing a deep rap of how he was born from an Apple tree.