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when you’re just guessing or assuming
*jim* “ mary i’m guessing your favorite color is blue”
*mary* “ definitely not dude”
jim* “sorry i have no idea i was just bobbing for apples”
To grab someone ruthlessly by the balls and shake them
Jeffrey is gonna jazz your apples
People who own a lot of Apple products and think they're so cool.
That guy's got a iPhone, a Macbook Pro, a iMac and a iBullshitter. He's such an Apple Pimp!
A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.
Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!
"Apple Cider and Gin"
On new years day i had some gin left and nothing to mix it with. I had coke and mountain dew, both would be disgusting and then i remembered i had sparkling cider. I mixed 2 shots of New Amsterdam gin and a healthy helping of cider and ice and that was the birth of the Rabid Apple. It is so crisp and refreshing and I hope you enjoy.
"Dem rabid apples got me drippin swaggu."
"me and my homie got tipsy off some rabid apples last night."
"After a long day at work this rabid apple is about to set me off right."
Apple Air Pods. Those ridiculous looking ear buds that look like half Q tips is hanging out of your ear.
Users think they're cool, but to everybody else, you look stupid.
Photos of people wearing these will appear in future comedy's how's documenting embarrassing fashions of the past.
Hey baby! Are those Q Tips or Apple Grommets stuck in your ears?