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When someone joins a group or becomes of a fan of something on Facebook and then completely contradicts that by joining a group or becoming of fan of something of the completely opposite nature.
Person 1 became a fan of Hitler
Person 1 became a fan of Jewish Boys
Person commented - WHAT THE FUCK. You Facebook Hypocrite or FaceCrite!
Or
Person 1 became a fan of Real men don't hit women
Person 1 became a fan of A black eye means you told her twice already
Person 2 commented - You Facebook Hypocrite!
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Takes place in the second week of December. Participants of Facebook is Bullshit Week are required to do one thing on facebook every day for a week, that is complete bullshit, without getting rumbled.
Of the seven FiBW deeds, compulsory features include:
x1 FiBW status
x1 FiBW photo upload
x1 FiBW event 'Attending' (or make your own event! It's all bullshit to me!)
x1 FiBW page 'Like'
Other optional FiBW deeds can include:
Relationship status change
Town/City change
About Me change
Comment on ridiculous public page
All FiBW deeds must be in some way public - be that to everyone or just your friends - private messaging is not included.
You must not announce your participation in FiBW. That defeats the whole purpose.
If you are caught participating in FiBW, congratulations to your friend. They are obviously not to be fucked with.
Happy FiBWing everyone!
(On Facebook)
"Person McPerson is eating a sandwich."
Bernard: Dude why the fuck did you make your status 'is eating a sandwich.'? Are you doing Facebook is Bullshit Week or something?
Person McPerson: God damn you Bernard for rumbling me
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One who speaks highly of themself and constantly boasts about themselves or other things they believe they have complete knowledge in.
He's bitter from his past relationship, now he's posting things on fb like he's a love guru & how he's now a better person by joining Martial Arts, but he's really nothing but Facebook Front St.
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In reference to that individual whose ubiquity on Facebook includes, but is not limited to, the following: newsfeeds; friends lists; lists of mutual friends; discussion group posts; and walls. As such, they are universally recognized on campus and the feeling induced in the fortunate individual who spots an FBAS is akin to the feeling achieved during a celebrity sighting.
(The names of the following facebook all-stars have been altered to protect the innocent:)
Bark BcBharry
Bominique Buiz
Byler Brosser
Barren Bim
Burah Bijhang Byun
Banny Bisch
Bicola Bversa
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the act of leaving one word, offensive messages on a friends facebook chat right before you log out.
Spencer Facebook chat raped me last night. He called me a cunt
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(n.) The act of accepting a friend request only long enough to view the person's profile, photos, and wall before deleting the said person.
(v.) To commit such an act.
After receiving a friend request:
Karen: Who's 'Billy Kouper'?
Mandy: No clue.
Karen: *accepts friend request, goes through Billy's photos and wall* Nope, I don't know him. *deletes*
Billy: Ah, man. I've just been facebook raped!
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Phrase uttered in response to someone's rude comment on the Facebook.com website.
(Commenting on a photo of Friend 2's)
Friend 1: "Wow, did you bang that hot chick on the right?"
Friend 2: "Dude, shut your facebook! That's my cousin Lucinda!
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