Random
Source Code
Random
When a lover takes a carrot and fucks their lover in the ass with it. After the recipient is satisfied their lover will "pick" the carrot from their ass and consume it.
I came so hard when John gave me that hand picked carrot, and again when i watched him bite into it and say "what's up, doc?".
10👍 2👎
A weapon of mass destruction often constructed in class room settings in which the availability of hand sanitizer and tissues is abundant. One creates a hand sanitizer bomb by squirting a significant amount of hand sanitizer into one or a layer of tissues and then folds the tissue in on itself to create a bulbous sac of hand sanitizer. The rest of the unused tissue is twisted as the hand sanitizer wets it creating hold for the tissue to stay closed. Bomb is then grabbed by its loose and dry end and thrown at desirable target.
Similar to a hand lotion bomb
"Man, I got nailed with a hand sanitizer bomb and now my back is soaked."
29👍 10👎
one gay ass mother fucker who takes it up his left nut at least twice a day while making out with his sister who is really hot. he's super sexy and i dream about him at least twice a day. wet dreams.
Sandy-hands, if you were any sexier you would do it with 4 asians a day.
3👍 19👎
The uncomfortable feeling you get from the embarassment that the person whom is embarassing themselves should be feeling, but isnt, perhaps because of being:
a. Mentally unstable
b. Under the influence of a controlled/uncontrolled substance
c. Socially retarded
Dude, I had the worst second-hand embarassment for Dennis the other night. He was singing a Phil Collins song from Tarzan to the bartender.
16👍 4👎
When a male finds no pleasure in any sexual activity a female performs on him because he has perfected his own way to climax earlier in his life.
Guy #1: So I was drilling this girl for about 45 minutes and I found no satisfaction at all.
Guy #2: Sounds like you can't leave the hand man...
Guy #1: :'(
7👍 1👎
The feeling that you are getting dumber by the minute, not from the beer, but from the stupid person near you that won't shut up.
"The second-hand stupid from Billy's girlfriend is frying my brain. I can't think anymore."
9👍 1👎
to repeatedly slap someone with the palm and back of your hand.
He wasnt listening so I had to give him a fifty hand slap
7👍 1👎