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Confidently delivering the punchline of a joke, which you don't realise somebody else has already delivered in a more subtle manner.
Kim: I feel really fat
Jim: I can see why
Sim: Yeah. That's because you are really fat. ZING
Jim: Sim fails. Double punching!
Everyone has to punch a boy on 28th of February otherwise they get to say something they hate about you.
Fiona: It’s national punch day
Olivia: Oh yea. Let’s go punch a boy before they say something they hate about you!
Glitter Punched: when you fail so much at life you can't even hit an emo with your car
That douchebag in Twilight just got glitter punched. He couldn't even even hit Bella with his car. He fails at life!
what girls do when they are alone and in need of a man
Dude I just walked in on your sister. She was totally punching the bunny
Both partners eat KFC, then they go back to their room. The male ties up the female like a punching bag and sends blows to her; causing all the KFC Too COME pouring out her asshole as rocket speeds and covers the room like a chocolate from Willy Wonkas Chocolate Factory
Bro, have you tried the Kentucky Punching Bag yet?
The act of having sex with a woman with a yeast infection.
"I was punching the dough with Tayla last night, if you know what I mean."
hit the cervix during intercourse
"Ouch! You punched my donut!"
Punch the donut