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An individual who skips out on the fare of a transit train or bus.
The Transit police caught several Ride Jumpers at the last exit
To suffer from explosive diarrhea.
Dude, those hot dogs must have been bad. I had one yesterday and today I've had to ride the rocket twice.
This when u and ur buddy leave ur friends behind because u only a small amount of enough weed to get 2 people high. And not the whole group
There goes Jerry and dom on a Sunshine Ride
When a guy is driven around by his girlfriend/wife/partner
If you never learn to drive then your mrs will be driving you around riding cuckgun for the rest of your life
Being penetrated by a well hung Albino guy
Juliet: My ovaries are sore from Riding the Ghost Whip last night....
Sara: Did Nathan come over, Was it that good?
Juliet: The white monster whipped me real good!!!!
Sara: I need me some of that whip!
The girl is laying on the bed, the guy is standing up and pulls the sheet she is laying on towards him and fucks her while the sheet is underneath her like she was flying on a magic carpet
Trevor took her to his room and took her on a magic carpet ride
Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.
That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !