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Small, Amazing and my green heart Charlie is the best and I love him more than olives Charlie Taylor doesn't like him tho cos he is a knob and can snog angel in a tree
Charlie my SPECIAL FRIEND is a fabulous human
A beverage made with piss, shit, cum, blood, and spit, all sourced from trucker bathrooms. Blood can be substituted for coconut water. Serve lukewarm.
Dude, my syphilis is so bad that when I jerk off, special smoothie comes out.
A man puts a worm in his dick hole and has the girlfriend suck it out.
Damn, I have that girl the early bird special.
The act of violently yanking cheap Chinese anal beads out of your partner's anus and then whipping them in the head with it all in one fluid motion.
She said she was into BDSM so I tied her up and gave that bitch The Jade Palace Special.
The delicious, yummy breakfast wrap consisting of fresh oranges and pineapples, maple syrup, sugar, and ChiChi Dingleberry’s tortilla wraps. Commonly used to feed the fourteen and half population of the Dingleberry’s. It was created by Great Grandaddy Dingleberry
“Hey man, you hungry?”
“Yeah, I sure am, Great Grandaddy Dingleberry!”
“Then come over for some of my specialty: ChiChi’s Dingleberry Sunshine Special!”
“Sure can do, Great Grandaddy Dingleberry!!”
a fat mexican woman weighing at least 200 pounds sitts on your face and queefs with her hairy vagina
yo bro your mom just gave me an el chubacabra special!