the act of running up to some ones dorm room and urinating while ejaculating onto some ones face, then abruptly yet goofily running away.
Someone came up to my dorm door and gave me a connor special?
When you’re being cheated on and try to act like it’s their fault
“She gave him the April Special”
A term for a man’s “Speedo” bathing suit
Ex: “Oh my god Gertrude, look! Alberts wearing The French Special to the beach today!”
Ex2: “Damn look at that French special”
A very expensive/exotic motor vehicle or home purchased using fraudulently obtained funds from the Paycheck Protection Program signed by Donald Trump in late March 2020. The program was notorious for having fraud oversight removed and thus was a gold mine for scammers to apply using fake businesses and buy Hellcats, Lambos, Teslas, etc…
I just got my $500,000 PPP loan under my business “Not A Fake Company, LLC.” Time to get a PPP special
The Gatesville Special is the act of spontaneously and without warning defecating anywhere except the appropriate location (I.e. toilet). Typically perpetrated by people named Colton that resemble Thurman Merman.
"Dude, Colton pulled a Gatesville Special in the middle of a call!"
When a cowboy has sex with any relative, animal or of the same sex.
The cowboy is usually named Blake or something similar.
Hey cousin Tom how would you like to join me in the barn for a west texas special. The sheep are looking mighty pretty these days.
When a girl sticks her big toe up a guys butthole
Did you hear about Colton?
He got the turny special last night