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A Mexican meat shank is a type of shank where you use your penis and tape razor blades on it.
I hit Jackson with my Mexican meat shank.
As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and ejaculates on his partners ass. He then proceeds to stick a tortilla to her ass using his man glue.
All the bitches love the Mexican Bumper Sticker.
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An absolute idiot, usually from the city of Detroit.
Mike and Cory are the two biggest Mexican Town Clowns in the entire office. Those guys fuck around all day and do absolutely nothing.
Lohkz from tinychat
Look at that lohkz over there. Those law breaking mexicans always at it.
When you chop a bunch of jalapeños and then accidentally touch your dick and balls.
Man I accidentally gave myself a Mexican pube check while I was making lunch!
When your friend has an inherent advantage in online games due to living in New Mexico, where the servers are either closer, and so they lag less, or the servers are so far away that they can ignore the rules of time itself.
He only won because of The New Mexican Advantage.
Juanita: Have you ever tried Mexican cum guzzling
Gina: No. Why?
Juanita: I heard it feels amazing.
Gina: Wouldn't it hurt?
Juanita: Yes, but I'm still willing to try it.