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Rumour has it he has a massive shlong. Don’t ask him about it as he’s too humble to talk about it.
P.S by the time you’re done with him you’ll have more ink over you than michael schofield
The big hench alphamale called Josh Jeffreys had minge coming out of his wizardsleeze
a man often described as a boy that takes a relationship way to fast and thus scares a girl off of a potential relationship
was he being a josh laundry
A massive stud who’s got an inflatable bellend and will make you cream in seconds cream pies are his favourite. Will rip any man apart in a game of halfway I’ll take on any man
Josh cleaning consists of many things besides the action Verb: “cleaning”
Scholars have described it best as the equivalent of ADHD cleaning.
Example: Playing a light game of Minecraft then hoping off to take out the trash then hopping back on to play an intense game of Apex Legends because taking out the trash was quite the strenuous task and quite frankly, “ you should take another break.”
Example 2: Cleaning out your fridge for 3 minutes when that sudden urge to poop finds you in the bathroom then realizing as you’re relieving yourself of Mother Nature that you also have to clean the bathroom. So you start cleaning that then realize your truck is pretty dirty so you better go clean that big while you’re cleaning your truck you realize it’s better some time since you made a Kwik Trip run to go pick on 6 rockstars and 2 hotdogs for your gamer snacking so you go run to the gas station.
It’s an endless cycle. A vicious circle. An addictive pattern. Don’t fall for the josh cleaning. Too many have fallen. And as Rose said in James Cameron’s adaption of the Titanic: “ ..It’s been 84 years”.
Example in a sentence: Sorry I can’t hangout tonight boys; I gotta josh clean this weekend.
Example in a sentence 2: Sorry babe I can’t this weekend. I got a long day ahead. I gotta josh cleaning my room.