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Wow your snapping David your some lucky girl. Did you see how sexy he looked today, I’m so jealous
Did you see David he looks so sexy
David is a amazing man and amazing father he will work his butt off to raise and make his family happy. He wont let you go without anything no matter the challenge. He will accept anything to make sure he puts you first.
David is a type of guy who is always positive but at sometimes he could go a bit too far with his jokes. And he does as much school work like jerking of his pp
Guy: Hello David!
David: Hello Annonymous!
Guy: What have you been up too?
David: Nothing much but hey!
Guy: What?
David: Look at this meme that I just love and wasted all my worthful time on finding!
Guy: Alright!
David: Here! *shows an absolute joke that got too far*
David: It's really funny!
Guy: Yeah....
One of the kinkiest, freakiest men you will ever meet. Oftentimes, you'll see him (or sometimes her) strolling by the public zoo or aquarium, eyeballing the various species of animal and aquatic life. No one is safe from David's grasp, not even your next-door squirrel community. So be safe and be wary...or face the consequences.
There's a David, twerking in the middle of Times Square.
There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.
Scenario 1:
Guy: Hey David how you doin’?
David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?
Scenario 2:
Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”
David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff
This guy is a god. Literally. If you know a David, you should probably pray under his name. It's better for your health.
Person One: Man! I really love this guy, he's like the next god!
Person Two: Really? What's his name?
Person One: David.
The guy who always win, the guy with the most girls but never shows his reletionships. The richest. The most handsome.
-David makes it look so easy bro. -Yeah he is the best