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Most likely in a prison shower, you get stuck in between the wall/floor and a big man with a big erect penis
So how was your stay at the penitentiary Johnny?
I dropped the soap and got stuck In between a cock and a hard place!
A person who makes an ass out of themself by saying or doing something edgy or controversial strictly for attention.
"Why does John keep saying Kobe was a better rapper than Tupac?"
"Because he's a try-hard butthole."
Small person who thinks they are big, or has a very cocky style.
Little hards is talking about how much he can bench.
A Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket is not your ordinary pocket. This is Outta Pocket.
Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Samuel: "Man.. i sure am hungry. What's that you got there kev?"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"
It is used for cars and the type of roof they have, the opposite is a convertible as it can change its roof and is not a constant hard top.
"I prefer a hard top car to a convertible"
"I don't think you know what a top is Bob"
A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.
When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.
When you so drunk you have to do a hand stand to even get your cock to appear UP.
Her: you are so drunk you Can t get it up
Me: ha wanna bet a blow job?
Her: sure what are you doing?
Me: ( leaning on a wall uoside down) a handstand hard on