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1) Chow Yun Fat playin' it cool.
2) Sometimes thinks he's funny.
3) HURRGLE GURRGLE *COCKS*.
4) Possibly a female, or a very sexy male.
You know, sometimes when I pretend to be God of Gambling I feel pretty.
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Ricegum copying jake Paul but rice made it look and sound good
Drop merch and it's selling like a god church
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when something is so impressive it is almost not describable
My merch is selling like a god church.
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A garden of nothing but Cacti or having Cactus all mushed up together outside your home. It is also a very dangerous garden!
Sarah: Have you seen the HUGE God's Penis Darren across the street has.
Jesus: Yeah but wasn't he supposed to chop it down because of those kids that got stuck in it.
Sarah: Oh yeah I heard about that.... But we all know DARREN doesnt give a fuck.
Jesus: hahaha you are full of it Sarah!
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gods left ovetr Poo.
That feels like fluff or something soft but is worth more than us humans.
God poos...
left over poo falls off his ass and drifts away
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The most powerfuls persons in the worlds exist fluff from his bumhole.
oh crap there that fluff up my bum coz ive ad a great crap down the crapper.
aargh!!!
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When something seems bad and you're about to say god dammit but it actually turns out good.
Patient: What's my diagnosis?
Doctor: Cancer.
Patient: God Damn-
Doctor: But that means your pp will always be big and have a boner!
Patient: God Damn't!
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