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today is the one day a year that it’s absolutely needed for you to get a computer virus on your computer
November 19 is National Computer virus day! it’s my favorite day because I get an excuse to put horrible virus on my computer and I can’t get in trouble with my mom!
September 5th
On this day you should go through your Instagram and unfollow all of the thots. They take up your liked and grow off of the energy of the virgin and horney. This is a way to liberate yourself.
Dude 1: Dude, why did you just follow her, she’s a thot; it’s September 5th.
Dude 2: What does that mean?
Dude 1: You have no chance with her and she just fiends for your likes. It’s “national unfollow thots day”!
Dude 2: You right, imma unfollow those thots.
*unfollows all thots*
National Harrass Alejandro day!!
Me-Hey Alejandro guess what day it is today
Alejandro-idk what is it
me- National harrass Alejandro day
( ･ิω･ิ)
On November 7 we celebrate pink cup day where we buy pink cups from Walmart and dance around them because why not. Also the dance is a competition and whoever wins gets the cup cup trophy
George:today is national pink cup day
Matty: yesss I’ve been practicing my dancing skills so I’m totally gunna beat you
national slap a teacher day! The day you cant slap the shit out of your least favourite teacher
umm nationla piss urself day is every november 27th and 28th and it when you pee yourslef violently for the entire day
cart: did you know that today is national piss yourself day?
pee: no
cart: kys :3 *pees self
national Taco bell day is a day where you eat taco bell. It is on May 17th.
National Taco Bell Day - Tacos for life!