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sloppy douche burger

a recently used douche sandwitched between two burger buns, if desired the buns can be toasted like in subway. This is considered a delicasy in norway.

Dave- "what the fuck is that norwegian eating"
Alan- "I think its a sloppy douche burger"
Dave- "wow, that looks like a pile of shit, why would anyone eat one?"
Alan- "dont knock it until you've tried it man"

by jamalshamali September 2, 2009

25๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


I pod douche

An I pod douche is a person who likes to use and play other peoples' i pods or i phones just to beat their high scores on their games. An i pod douche usually informs the i pod owner and surrounding people (usually friends or family) of his achievement of beating the high score.

Bryce: "Hey I beat your high score!"
Eric: "Stop being such an i pod douche"

by 12345Big12345Brown12345 February 21, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


bag le douche

someone who is being more than your average douchebag. calling them the french version of the word implies that they are not only a douchebag but they are also french, making the insult far worse.

man 1: geez, that guys is a douchebag.

man 2: no, dude. what that bag le douche did transcends normal douchebaggery.

by c-web October 24, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Team super douche

A team of people who utterly suck -- in fact, they suck & blow at the same time!

What part are you role-playing now, huh? Team super douche?

by Telephony February 18, 2014

14๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Plastic Bag of Douche

An extremely asshole-like person, or very annoying item...

"John kicked me in the leg, what a plastic bag of douche."

by Kevin Hackler July 24, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Douch Monger

A person who is not only a total douch, but a complete tool who wears abercrombie and fitch polos tucked into their white shorts, slicks their hair back with hair gel, and wear visors like they were brought to the future from the late 90's

Man, that dudes such a douch monger, I just want to take his visor and punch him in the mouth

by JimmyNuetronBoyGenius September 20, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Douche-Kanush

An extremely douchy person. Someone that brings the definition of a "douchebag" to a whole new level.

"That dude was a complete Douche-Kanush"

by Lizzislovee June 20, 2021

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