a recently used douche sandwitched between two burger buns, if desired the buns can be toasted like in subway. This is considered a delicasy in norway.
Dave- "what the fuck is that norwegian eating"
Alan- "I think its a sloppy douche burger"
Dave- "wow, that looks like a pile of shit, why would anyone eat one?"
Alan- "dont knock it until you've tried it man"
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An I pod douche is a person who likes to use and play other peoples' i pods or i phones just to beat their high scores on their games. An i pod douche usually informs the i pod owner and surrounding people (usually friends or family) of his achievement of beating the high score.
Bryce: "Hey I beat your high score!"
Eric: "Stop being such an i pod douche"
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someone who is being more than your average douchebag. calling them the french version of the word implies that they are not only a douchebag but they are also french, making the insult far worse.
man 1: geez, that guys is a douchebag.
man 2: no, dude. what that bag le douche did transcends normal douchebaggery.
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A team of people who utterly suck -- in fact, they suck & blow at the same time!
What part are you role-playing now, huh? Team super douche?
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An extremely asshole-like person, or very annoying item...
"John kicked me in the leg, what a plastic bag of douche."
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A person who is not only a total douch, but a complete tool who wears abercrombie and fitch polos tucked into their white shorts, slicks their hair back with hair gel, and wear visors like they were brought to the future from the late 90's
Man, that dudes such a douch monger, I just want to take his visor and punch him in the mouth
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An extremely douchy person. Someone that brings the definition of a "douchebag" to a whole new level.
"That dude was a complete Douche-Kanush"
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