Something that grows in your armpit.
That your hair.
A stupid blob of dead skin cells that people seem to like touching. They also bother to make it look good.
Wow, hair... this is so boring and gross.
Voldermort doesn’t have this
Harry: here’s some shampoo
Voldermort: but I have no hair…..
Some sexy ass stuff. Don’t shave. Hair. Sexy.
Person 1: hey do I have to shave tonight?
Person 2: no I like the hair
Ha! If you change it I know I made you feel insecure! Hahahaha! You dork, you don't have to do that. Now I feel bad for making you feel bad!
Hym "Nonono, the hair is great. The attitude? Needs an adjustment. More of me getting the things I want (unconditionally) and less of the attitude."