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spending an outrageous amount of time in the morning or before an important event or hang out deciding what to wear, often resulting in a huge mess of clothes on the floor from rejected outfits. may sometimes require multiple trips to the washing machine to find more clothes. usually stems from an irrational fear that people won’t like your outfit or excessive social anxiety.
sam: “hurry the fuck up, we gotta go”
max: “my bad bro i’m joshing hard as fuck, what if my friends laugh at my outfit?”
sam: “no one gives a fuck what you wear, you’re being irrational”
Joshing is a multipurpose word used in place of sexual acts
He’s joshing all over the place!
Dude, stop joshing off!
I’m gonna Josh you
When going down on a girl, before stimulation you bite her clit.
Friend one: "Ugh.. he was Joshing me, the first this he did was bite my clit... it really hurt"
Friend two: "Ouch, that sucks man. Maybe he'll learn..?"
Friend one: :His braces caught my girl... I don't think I'll let him do it again."
Being a complete moron in an online cooperative game. Doing things like straying away from your team and dying, engaging enemies at inappropriate times, generally being bad at basic mechanics, etc.
Hey, why the hell are you joshing you dumbass!
The event in wich you are asked put by a person in your romantic interest in a way that is slightly vague. Only minuts later to relize your mistake in turning down a potential partner.
Alyssa: hey Josh would you like to go to the car show Sunday
Josh: no I have to go to my dad's this weekend, sorry I can't
Alyssa: ok fine (walks away)
Josh 2 minuts later: oh crap, I was joshing right there.
The thing you do when you are an irritating piece of shit at any given moment.
There I go, joshing again...