Two zone rule

When a girl with whom your are in a relationship with is at a distance greater than that of two time zones away, exclusivilty regarding sexual relations no longer exists.

Bru! You can totally bang that shit. Your girl is more than two time zones away so the two zone rule makes that not even cheating.

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Rule 124

Rule 124 - The permanent invalidation of rules 117, 120, and 125. No exceptions.

Girl - Simply existing, and playing video games.
Boy - "Sorry. Rules 120, and 125."
Girl - "But what about Rule 124?"

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Three Day Rule

Applies to any food in the house. If someone claims it as theirs, but doesn't eat it within three days, it's fair game.

Wife: Hey, you ate my leftover pizza!
Husband: Sorry babe, three day rule.

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saw it first rule

This rule states that anyone who sees an object or person first before any other party sees it has the right to that object. This overrules all dibs or other forms of object possession rules.

John: Dude!! Did you see that hot chick last night? I got her number and we're totally gonna hook up.

Ryan: I saw her first dude! You can't do that. I call saw it first rule

John: Woah, sorry Bro.I didn't know, she's all yours

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BFDI Rule 34

Made for OSC members to either get a huge boner or to drink 3 Gallons of bleach.One of the causes of brain cancer.

i have brain cancer after looking at BFDI Rule 34. please help me.

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Sock rule addendum

As the true creator of the rule not like the imitators, i’d like to clear some things. First thing first wearing 1 sock doesn’t change anything it’s still gay, that’s the law. Second thing, all those who claim to be the true creator are wrong I created this rule back in 2013 as a joke with my friends. I posted it back in 2018 to stop people from claiming it and changing the rules. So remember keep those socks on unless you like cock! Love- no socks

Sock rule addendum. It’s gay if you’re not wearing socks. See Sock rule for further clarification.

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The Tip-Toe Rule

When two people meet, usually online in an online chat room, and through common hardships, life experiences, witty humor, and intellect fall in love. Both parties are madly in love, but for for one reason or another are afraid of telling the other party. The tip-toe rule is designed to keep one party from saying the words "I love you" at a time when both are emotionally vulnerable and are afraid from falling off an emotion cliff with no bottom. It is believed by respecting this boundary that these two people will be able to build a relationship meant to endure, and last the test of time.

The tip-toe rule is a rule deisgned and created by two people to protect their fragile relationship. Usually a fool-hearty decision because there are no guarantees of a tomorrow.

"Dexter sat down looking longingly at the object of his affection. His own recently jaded heart wanted to tell the woman of his affection that he loved her with all his heart, but was afraid of falling into the abyss from which he could never climb. In fact, in a series of bad comedies, he unknowingly threw himself down into the abyss by abiding by the tip-toe rule. To this day, Dexter has never been able to find his way out."

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