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google play store

AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.

HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"

by KUDOSFROOND May 24, 2017

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Play motorcycle

Naked girl lies on her back with her legs up and bent like handlebars and the guy or girl grabs both ankles and put’s their face down on the muff and goes uhm, uhm,uhm while they eat her out!

Do you want to play motorcycle?

by One Big Guy October 6, 2022


Virgin Play

Every time I bring him to the brink, then "accidentally" make him cum and say awww... guess you stay a virgin another day, huh?

Etherial likes to keep a sub in continual virgin play, using every hole they have and keeping them a virgin permanently.

"I'm gonna get me a nice little virgin and keep him that way"

by Bibs 19 January 3, 2019


The Play Growl Example

Something that is used by metalheads to explain to people how not all death growls in metal are meant to be angry. The play growl is a type of growl used by dogs when they feel happy. This growl is often used as an example to prove to others how most death growls are not meant to sound all angry.

People think metal growling is all angry? Show them the play growl example and they'll think twice before judging.

by CelticEagle February 15, 2019


playing center

When a woman, while engaged in doggy-style sex, reaches between her legs to fondle a man's balls.

Also see: playing quarterback

Guy 1: Man, I love it when my girlfriend is "playing center".

Guy 2: What the hell does that mean?

Guy 1: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by wiggy_G November 21, 2009


plays like he has one hand

Simply has no need for the other hand, and so well played it seems the person only needs one hand to play.

"Yo the guy in this game plays like he has one hand!"

by ChoccyMilf September 17, 2017


I want to play league

Showing the want/need to kill yourself.

My friend said, "I want to play league".
Sorry for your loss.

by ProAngler11 November 6, 2022