what a boner

Another way of saying "what a bummer"

Your mom didn't buy you an Xbox one? What a boner.

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Milk-Boner

When a male releases sperm all over his erect penis and lets it dry for several hours. His mistress then has to remove the crust via the tongue later on.

A- "Hey, what happened with you and Shelly the other night? Did you guys hook up?"

B- "Nah man, i just have her an old Milk-Boner, it always works."

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boner poo

(noun) semen, or male reproductive fluid, containing spermatozoa in suspension.

ORIGIN late Middle English : from the Latin boneritus poovius.

I had this big fat boner poo waitin to splash all over my girlfriends fuckin face, man. She lapt that shit up man.

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fold my boner

To try to get rid of your boner while sleeping by folding it sideways parallel to the bed.

Guy 1: "Dude I couldn't get any sleep last night!"
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1:"I was trying to fold my boner."

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Deranged Boner Trance

When a man awakens in an altered state of consciousness due to sexual arousal at any point during the night. While in this frame of mind, his thoughts and actions may exist outside of of his conscious control and include sexting, sleep sex, viewing of pornography, masturbation, or even the purchase of sex toys. He may wake up in the middle of this, or “sleep” through it entirely, and then awaken to the aftermath of whatever his boner led him to do. Similar to sexsomnia, which is a form of parasomnia in which someone will initiate sex while asleep. He may be just awake enough to be conscious but the influence of the raw testosterone coursing through his veins clouds his judgment and leads him by the hand. It is most likely to occur when your sexual urges are not being adequately satisfied, however some men experience this regardless.

“Rodney is a perfect gentleman by day but the moment he falls asleep, he enters a deranged boner trance and cannot rest until his raging erection is satisfied.”

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Car Owner Boner

Coined by Andy Richter, a car owner boner is the act of being aroused or happy after changing one's own tire instead of calling triple A on the highway.

I got a flat but its okay because after I changed my tire I was rewarded with a car owner boner

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All Smiles and Boners

To be full of happiness.

When the bride and groom kissed, I was all smiles and boners. Glad to see to people so in love.

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