Engin Can

A great guy with a big penis.

I want to Engin Can.
I have to Engin Can.

in the can

Completed project or assignment

Sociology Junior Research Methods Student: "There. Assignment 3 complete and in the can. Now, I can sit back and chill while I wait for the results"

In the can

prepared for transmission or distribution on video or audio cassette.

We finally wrapped filming today, so the movie is officially in the can!

Mississippi Can Opener

when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.

person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"

How Can I Ease the Pain

A 90s song by American R&B singer Lisa Fischer, and her most popular hit.
In the fanon universe, the song is covered by Shabnam.
The song showed her whistle register and (to some people) became one of the most hardest songs to sing.

My brother sung How Can I Ease the Pain at an karaoke party last night.

And we can talk about that...

After you elect me though... You gotta elect me and then I won't avoid your question... But for now I'm gonna just avoid that one... Because I clearly utilized my governmental power to punish my ideological enemies... I clearly did the thing your questiones whether or not I did...

Hym " 'And we can talk about that... Later... AFTER you give me all the money and the power... THEN I'll tell you how I'm going to use...' That's a quote kind of... I'm paraphrasing... But it DOESN'T really sound like something I would say... I would probably just tell the truth."

Jerry Can Test

History: A Jerry Can, is a metal container designed to transport 5.3 gallons of gasoline. These are commonly seen in military movies strapped to jeeps. The "Jerry Can Test" is actually a question: in a crisis situation would you rather have a certain person on your team or a Jerry Can of gasoline? If you would rather trade the person for a Jerry Can then they have failed the test.

I can't think of any reality TV stars that could pass the Jerry Can Test.
Mike Rowe and Chuck Norris ate the only people in Hollywood that could pass the Jerry Can test