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Dick throwing is impersonal but often wonderful sex, it impersonalizes the dick thrower and emphasizes the beautiful act itself. Nothing is more wonderful in life than well thrown dick in a (not) relationship.
Who was that last night? Was he throwing dick? undergand ir overhand?
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To be penetrated by a male sex organ. Can be used as a retort. Similar to "Get Fucked".
Alex: Your an asshole.
Shannon: Get Dicked.
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noun; A condition often observed after a man masturbates, or when a woman gropes a man's genitals, and fails to wash his/her hands sufficiently or at all afterwards. Symptoms may be less or more severe depending on the frequency and thoroughness with which the male washes his penis, and may include foul odor, damp skin, and in severe cases, the presence of semen on the sufferer's hand(s).
Even without close examination, I could tell by the smell that Tyler had contracted a severe case of dick hand.
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An Urban Dictionary user that ruins the quality of the website. Instead of actually defining words, they just rant insulting, offensive, nonsensical garbage. Also, an Urban Pussy.
see Psycho Bitch,
Freak Obscene,
Peachy Keen,
Johnnay,
Schteve,
SonyRoolz, (#1)
*Wonderboy Marvel*
Diego (#2)
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Law used when trying to estimate how many "dicks" the average girl (not a cum dumpster) has been with. To properly use the law, start with age 17 and add 1.5 dicks for every 3 years until you reach girls current age. When rounding is needed, always round up.
(Age - 17) / 3 * 1.5 = # of Dicks (always round up)
Matt: I just started dating this new girl
Joe: How old is she - how is the law of dicks looking?
Matt: She is 28 so I bet she is at 6 dicks
Joe: Not too bad, hope she knows what she is doing.
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When you consume 1 fifth of Hennessy or more
Then fuck a girl for longer than you usually do
Damn bro I'm about to hit Trisha with this henny dick you got a condom
Nevermind I'm going in raw
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A title given to any person possessing expert knowledge or training in the field of dick.
A person of informed and discriminating taste.
That bitch has slept with so many guys, she's gotta be a Dick Connoisseur!
Catherine's not a whore, she's a Dick Connoisseur!
Note: Can also be shortened to "D.C."
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