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The beloved brother of Gino at the Cornell Phi Psi lodge ca. 1970s. His accomplishments are many, including, cashing a hat, sleeping on a washing machine, knowing Ava Gadro's number, collecting airline vomit bags, being a very close friend of Del Ron Constantino and being well aware that in choosing hair products, as in life -- "a little dab 'ill do ya."
That's not Gino, that's Schteve. Wadda you, serious?
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An intelligent poster on urbandictionary.com
While some views may differ, he represetns them fairly without ignorance, rather than the ever-so-common flaming that generally occurs among UD.com goers.
Did you see Schteve's definition of America? Brilliant, I say, brilliant.
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The lowest order of burbery cap-wearing townie. Probably drives a Nova, almost certainly reads max power magazine, definately owns elizabeth duke jewlery. Can be found in the vicinity of other people called schteve, will usually depart after repeated punching.
"Y'aright Schteve?"
Yeah Schteve, how's it goin' Schteve?"
"Check out the big bore on ma Nova Schteve."
"Ah, nice one Schteve, looks reem Schteve."
Fucking pikeys.
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A secret phrase which replaces the commonly used term "jacking off", this originated in STC Highschool in 2014. Very useful when in public or in school
(Two boys on the phone)
Guy 1: Hey bro can I come over?
Guy 2: Hold on, I'm schteving my bill.
Guy 1: Alright hurry the fuck up.
(Noun) A large and powerful cock; a name for a cock fit only for a master jizzer; a large, punishing cock.
I’m gonna hit him with my schteve if he doesn’t stop right this instant.