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A sexual position in which the female is squatted on top of the male genitalia while the male is lying on his back. The girl then proceeds to hold her hands out like crab claws and rotates in a clockwise pattern. Lube is recommended.
Bro, we Caribbean King Crabbed all night. She was so dizzy afterwards.
1) A penis that favors only the greatest tuna.
2) A penis that is incapable of penetrating a just so-so pussy.
Marty: Hey do you think Hugo is going to have sex with that new girl in school? I mean, she's not great, but she's bangable.
Wally: Naw man, you know he's has a King Tut dick.
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King Terio gained control of the throne of Prussia in 1836. Terio ruled with the policy if of "Ooh Ocidere Eos," which when translated from Latin to English is "Ooh Kill'em." During his reign, Prussia's main export was fresh beats, and imported large amounts of buckets. But it was foretold in the prophecy preached by Sage the Gemini, that there would be a revolution. Then, there was the peasant revolt of 1837, lead by a farmer named Lord Diplo. The revolt became known as the Diplo Revolution. After the Diplo Revolution, King Terio of Prussia fled to live in exile in the exotic land of Miami (My-ahm-my) and was later found living in the new found land of Riverdale, Georgia.
Lindeman- "Under which leader did Europe experience large scale financial growth?"
T-snipes- "The reign of King Terio of Prussia."
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Someone who is a JEW. Likes to use the words MLJ, brown, and JEW. He never eats lunch yet is still somewhat chubby. And he is always making songs about how he is Jewish. Also likes to wrote on his facebook that he is MLJ (Major Leet Jew). Did I mention he is Jewish?
"Hey did you talk to that JEW, Joey King, last night?"
"No he was being to Jewish and playing his MLJ card way too much. Someone should take that away from him."
"Already did. :D"
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the king crab blumpkin is prefaced by eating an excessive amount of spicy japanese food so as to make your blumpkin shit as liquid and rancid as possible.
the kind crab blumpkin begins by picking the crabs out of your pubes while receiving blumpkin and strategically placing said crabs (pubic lice for you retards) throughout the hair of the female slobbing your knob. just as you're about to shoot your load, wait until the aforementioned whore is in a downward bob, slide sideways off the toilet and forcefully slam her face into the asian frying oil you've been brewing in the toilet. ejaculate on the shocked, fried dumpling whore.
joe: hey man, how was your date with cheryl?
mike: pretty good. she wanted to spend a quiet night alone so we watched 50 first dates and i took her out to a real nice sushi place. thought i'd add a little spice to the night so i king crab blumpkin'd her.
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The Big Thicc Pimp Daddy of all the Kremlings. Arch nemesis of Donkey Kong and the Kong Family. May or may not like Bananas. May or may not enjoy seeing a Gorilla starve to death. After having had a ten year hiatus, returned as a player in Smash Bros Ultimate after he launched his belly through Masahiro Sakurai’s office wall and he just couldn’t help but be too impressed. He is arguably top tier, which is new for a heavy weight but he may just be overblown. Also has the best theme song in the series.
Damn, King K. Rool is too strong!
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