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Something Theo saw on David Attenborough once
Mate, it's The Great Seagull Death Migration Of The Southern Hemisphere
This was used as a line in the show 'MAD TV' in one of the sketch's on the show. Its a spin off of "give me liberty or give me death!". Usually used by the dimmer white-trash man who didn't pay attention in Social Studies/History enough to understand the depth of the actual saying.
guy 1: give me liberto or give me death!
guy 2: shetard.
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What is the main cause of death for children under 5
Me
November 24th is 'National Beat A Homophobe To Death Day'! Feel free to beat acceptance into them in any way you want!
"Hey, Isn't the 24th National 'Beat A Homophobe To Death' Day?" "Just in time for Thanksgiving!"
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October 24 is the National beat a short person to death day. On the 24th of october you can legally beat a short person to death with no consequences. No weapons just your bare fists. Everyone under 5'4 (1.60) will be in great danger.
Judge: sir we have multiple witnesses that saw you murder that poor man.
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao
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The Transitatic Electrobiomial Nomenclature Terrasumantial Property of Death is a very accurate and well-thought-out theorem that is undeniably accurate. While relatively unheard of, especially by feeble-minded dictionary publishers, this particular theorem is one of the greatest underpinnings of our society.
Gee, I sure wish we'd had the Transitatic Electrobiomial Nomenclature Terrasumantial Property of Death when I was a kid!
Why, that's simple! Haven't you ever heard of the Transitatic Electrobiomial Nomenclature Terrasumantial Property of Death??
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One of the coolest quotes ever.
"But the shopkeeper and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes..."
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