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some one who has a really small head for there body.
A)a really tall person B) a bodybuilder
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to dare someone to do something you don't think they are capable of doing
G' head Jeremie, hang up on me!
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someone with a deformed head usually larger than normal, often occurs in the scouse.
Mikey look at that plasticine headed cunt over there
Mate you have a right plasticine head
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a pot head is a un production cannabis consumer, not bad people but nessisarly has a run of the mill job and lifestyle. a stoner on the other hand is the oppisite (jack black, chong martin)
stoner: holy shit man.. im baked! lets fucking go adventure or paint and listen to alice in chains!"
pot head: naaa lets go watch a movie and munch hard!
stoner: could we at least prepare a increadable feast that we make from scratch out of all natural foods?!
pot head: i was thinking ceral
stoner: ummm
pot head: *snoring*
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to have sex with a pregnant women and to poke the babys head
Hence Head Poker
my son has a dent in his head from my constant deep penetration..
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A person who is so addicted to lottery tickets they become a major pain in the arse in "convenience" store lineups due to holding up people who are genuinely in a hurry. Lotto-heads often compound the time-management problem by searching for the cheapest pack of cigarettes the store carries, thus forcing the cashier to scan numerous brands of smokes until the cheapest pack is found.
Often a person on their way to work stops at the corner store and ends up getting stuck behind a compulsive gambler who should be feeding their addiction in a casino rather than holding up customers who are in a rush. As the lotto-head fusses about validating tickets, trying to pick winning numbers / scratch tickets etc. the customer behind them becomes late for work.
Gambler - "I'll get the extra on that one and that one and the bonus on that one, NO not that one, the one beside it, also can I get a...let's see, do you have any Western's? ...no eh, are those Gold Rush tickets any good I wonder?, I guess I'll try the Bingo instead. Oh and, what are your CHEAP cigarettes? Do you have John Player's Standard?, no eh, everybody else carries them in the 20 packs, oh I guess I'll try the Accord Blue, how strong are they?
Cashier -"Sorry sir, I don't smoke, I don't really know but a lot of customers get these new Studio smokes"
Customer behind gambler clenches teeth and thinks to himself "F***, now I'm late for work, these lotto-heads without jobs... I feel like saying something"
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a spacker who's just being a melt
nah cmon, i cant be arsed with you cloth heads, can you basically just explain to me what am doin
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