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When you are sitting on the toilet in a public restroom and need to take a dump but you know its going to be loud so you are waiting for everyone to leave the restroom...unfortunately there is another person in the restroom doing the same thing...so you are both waiting for the other to leave.
I need to use the bathroom but I can't because I lost in the poop-off with the other girl in there
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To have a bowel movement so large it is the size of a young feline.
Dude! I just pooped a kitten. Do not go in there.
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A descriptive word used when you want to describe someone who is a bad ass, or an extreme sexy beast.
"I'm so jelly right now, Christina is a total poop ice!"
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Diarrhea, (aka die hard rea) it happens when you eat too many coconuts, this is a reference to a video on YouTube, see if you can find it!
Dude, I had the worst coconut poop yesterday
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Any run of the mill idiot or person without sense. Stupid, or gay.
Andy went duck hunting with me and accidentally shot a hole in the boat, what a poop weiner.
Or
Ryan Seacrest is a poop weiner.
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Similiar to the wet dream, poop dreams are dreams a toliet has when its failed to be used to its capacity on a regular basis.
People don't normally take a shit in a toliet that doesn't have proper privacy, therefore the toliet has poop dreams. The toliet is made to handle a deuce but just isn't getting any.
What kind of dreams do the toliets in grade school have? Poop dreams!
Man that toliet is never used, it has poop dreams.
Person One: Have you heard of poop dreams ?
Person Two: No describe them.
Person One: Dreams a toliet has when no one shits in it.
Person Two: Oh yea, the toliet at work has poop dreams.
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As much fun as it sounds, beer poop is actually a remedy for the clogged anus that sometimes befalls certain cheese-ridden individuals. It is similar to an enema, though it employs the technology of carbonation.
To perform the beer poop on a sickly individual:
1) Bend that sucker over and drop their pants.
2) Open a long neck beer and shake it up with your thumb atop the bottle.
3) Let the thumb go and immediately insert the neck of the beer into the sick individual's anus.
4) Try to catch the quickly exiting turds for bonus points.
Bonus points if your beer poop is performed by Ron Jeremy, and/or you host videos of beer pooping on the network servers of Duke University.
Man, all that Bojangles and Poppycock left me hurting for a beer poop.
Let's go watch beerpoop.avi in Guenther's room.
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