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say it when u want to get what you want and you have a novo because novo rules automatically trump house rules
-darby and tara . (we made this shit)
“you have to fuck her mom bc novo rules trump house rules”
A phrase used to throw off the scent of an inquiring individual, while actually partaking in nefarious acts of debauchery.
(Nothing good happens after 2 am)
Jessica told us she was “doing some things around the house”, when actually she was just doing Nick.
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to kiss someone. Someone who shows many people the house is known as a real-estate agent. When one is showing another the house, they may get to the first floor or the basement.
Did you show her/him the house?
That skank is SUCH a real-estate agent, she showed Timmy upstairs in the house.
I'd give the juice of my wenis to show her/him the house.
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What you use against those kids that nobody can control. You know, the ones that eat t.v remotes, flush blankets down the toilet, climb you, break things, bite you, scratch you, who dont listen to you or anyone who tries to discipline them.
The man from house #123 eats the faces of undisciplined kids, and if this is used well enough, will keep these tasmanian devils in check.
me: Timmy, if you dont stop hitting Suzy, i will call the man from house number '123' to come and eat your face.
timmy: I will kill the man from house number '123'
me: The man from house number 123 cant be killed. He eats the faces of naughty kids, but if you stop acting like that, I wont call him. ;)
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That General Tso's chicken made me drop the Obamas off at the White House
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1. When you are at a friend's house and need to be quiet or go somewhere, you say this.
2. When you are bored as hell and someone suggests a stupid place to go.
1)
Person: HAI GUYS! LISTEN TO THIS BRITISH SONG!
Friend: Waffle House or GTFO
2)
Person: Dude, I'm so bored, let's go blow wrestle a bear at night
Friend: Waffle House of GTFO
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Complimentary expression for a well endowed women that is "stacked" like M. Monroe.
Yes, I agree that she is "phat", built like a brick shit house.
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