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When a midget drops the soap when they are covered In god's soapy goodness and some pedophile mistakes them for a child In prison and uses them as a flesh light because they don't value midget's as real people. And therefore their pee pee sneezes and covers the midget In little fishes and the soap therefore making midget cream as It mixes with their insides.
Jeff: Why how was your phat old sex micky
Micky: why It was tasty as I has some good midget cream
Jeff: Oh why that's kinda fucked Micky
Micky: I am pedophile what do you expect numb nuts
Jeff: this Is why your wife left you
Micky: Do I look fat In these clothes?
A mom, similar to a deadbeat dad, who doesn’t pay child support and doesn’t participate in any of the actual parenting of her kids.
His ex is such an Ice Cream Mom, that bitch only takes her kids when she can see a movie and then she makes HIM pay for it!
Frothy, full fat, unpasteurized, raw, frothed, CREAM. MUST BE GOAT OR COW. NO EXCEPTIONS, DON'T EVEN FUCKING ASK. NOT HUMAN!
Can I get a steamed cream please! NOT HUMAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
"John totally planted his boy cream in suzie last night, it was insane!"
"What the fuck is boy cream"
when you haven’t had sex in a while and your semen shoots out like a cannon.
I haven’t had sex in so long when I nutted on her face it was like a cream cannon!
HOLY MOTHER FUCK IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK
HOLY MOTHER FUCK IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK
GIVE ME ICE CREAM BITCH GIVE ME ICE CREAM BITCH