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vagina desert

noun.
an area or locality generally lacking in female presence, or that is characteristically desolate of attractive females (similar to a sausage fest, but is the broader condition or permanent state)

"Hey Joe, how's school going in Alaska? Any cute girls around?"
"It's ok, bit of a vagina desert though...the husky women that walk by are few and far between, so the fours and fives turn into eights"

by Fleckencheesy February 6, 2017


Vagina Babble

Using the privilage of speech with little to no thought and too much emotion.

" When she starting talking and all I heard was Vagina Babble."
" No one wants to hear your Vagina Babble, grow a pair Bro."

by CobraCommander March 3, 2014


Vagina surprise

An unexpected surprise tactically placed inside of a vagina

He likes his women with a nice vagina surprise.

by Kreator January 9, 2015


Wilted vagina

Wilted vagina: the act of not having a moist meat muffin

"moisten your meat muffin! Ladies, no one likes a wilted vagina."

by Fu kingcheese April 22, 2018


Vagina Toothpick

Vagina Toothpick. Thats all it means.

I hate you, you are a vagina toothpick

by VaginaToothPick February 19, 2020


Mangled vagina

Mangled vagina: an over the hill, wrinkled, 50÷ y/o prostitute who has no skillset other than fucking or being punch fisted for income.

Kerry has a mangled vagina and is a mangled vagina.

by GamerzAnonymous February 21, 2018


sand o vagina

bitch u got sand in your vagina and it burns

oh my i got sand o vaginaa

by obmyvaginaburns April 1, 2019