The Jackson 5

General time period measure in years, usually seen as beginning around one's 8th birthday and ending around one's 13th, when young boys would have been the most attractive to Michael Jackson.

I wanted to hang out more with Bobo the Chimp at Michael's house, but MJ told me that now that I was 14, I was no longer in the Jackson 5.

5 doller sucky sucky

sex is zoo

5 doller sucky sucky is zoo

0-5

Verb: When a situation is extremely pressing or tight. A close-call. An event or happening usually resulting in some sort of crises, disadvantage or conceding to your opponent. A classic 5 - 0 scoreline in a game of FIFA.

"He came in the 0-5 dawg.", "That was clutch my g, like bruh bruh came in the 0-5 bro!"

Nolan 5

A Nolan 5 is a punishment of 5 pushups that one must do if called by another person for having done something very stupid or making a very bad joke.

If someone says “That’s a Nolan 5” you must do 5 pushups on the spot.

That’s a Nolan 5

5:43

Bb i dnt understand
why we cnt hold each others hands
This time might b the last i fear 😔

Unless I make it all two clr ..
i need u so

5:43
So take
these broken wings
& learn 2 fly again
Learn to live so free

-Mr.Mister

-5

OPITIMUM WIFI

random: H eeee---------------------------------------ey
randoms friend did you switch to optimum today? becayse it seems like you have -5 bars

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the final stages of ones boredom before they finish off, they die, they tear to electrons.

husk of a unrecognizable man 1: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxxcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?
guy 2: NO DONT LEAVE NOW!!! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR *terrible sad music plays and a random kiss scene happens*