meat-up

Term used by gay men to define a sexual encounter where there will be mutual penetration.

I cannot wait to meat-up with you tonight.

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Meat Canyon

A gaping bussy

Paul Jones has a meat canyon

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sweet meat

Noun: a girl with a butt so nice that you want to eat it

Synonyms: dumper; wagon; unit cheeks
Antonyms: Taylor Swift
Places of interest: Skellig; Arden pool

“Look at that sweat meat…you could spot those cheeks from Fort Worth”
“If you tell me that sweet meat is real, I ain’t buying it”

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Meat Mush

"Meat mush" is when meatloaf gets soft from cheap meat. It turns to mush.

God she made meat mush again. I wish her mother would have died with that recipe.

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Meat Santa

One who gives kids meat for Christmas. Usually have the name Justin

Justin "Meat Santa" gave little kids his meat for Christmas.

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meat carriage

A vehicle that is used to drive others around, much like a taxi cab, but the fare is paid with meat instead of currency.

Justin: "Hey can you drive me to the airport in your meat carriage?"
Evan: "Yeah, but it will cost you 3 packs of sausages."
Justin: "Fair enough."

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Meat Zucchini

The act of stuffing uncooked meatloaf into the male’s urethra with a shish kebab skewer. Then ejaculating into a female’s vagina during tender lovemaking. Nine months later, the female will give birth to a fully cooked meat zucchini.

You know Brenda from Accounting? I gave her the ole’ meat zucchini last Wednesday.

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