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there will be three hits in the fight

Me hitting you, you hitting the ground and the ambulance hitting 90 on the motorway.

Created by Lendawg circa 2007.

There will be three hits in the fight;

Me hitting you, you hitting the ground and the ambulance hitting 90 on the motorway.

by LendawgTheGoat September 9, 2023


Near hit

Similar to a near miss, used in a mocking sense.

Hey there J-man, nice near hit!

by Sneedonym February 19, 2023


American hit-or-pitch

A sport very similar to baseball. American hit-or-pitch borrowed the concept of offensive only and defensive only players from football, but limited the switch to only one position.

The offensive only player is called the "Designated Hitter." Generally the pitcher is the defensive only player (hence the name hit-or-pitch.

The professional American hit-or-pitch league is called the American League.

Managers don't pinch hit as frequently in American hit-or-pitch as they do in baseball.

by KramerKnowsEverything June 30, 2014


paper hit

The first hit off a joint is usually a paper hit unless the joint is packed full.

Man that first paper hit really made me cough but the second hit was great.

by jimmybomm January 28, 2021


hitting the circuit

Going for a drive with the exclusive intent of hitting several drive thru fast food restaurants, usually 3 or more.

'hey bruh, after this fat J we should be hitting the circuit'

by The Patman February 21, 2021


National bong hit day

March 29, 2019 is national bong hit day. Hit all your bongs you use and have a great time!

Yo, it’s National bong hit day today, let’s go sesh!

by Mary Jane mika March 28, 2019


Macadamia nut hit

Crack hits harvested from Tacoma, Wa.

Sally partakes in the finest macadamia nut hits straight from Sea-Tac.

by MommaCAS1976 August 11, 2020