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Tom baum

THE BOOOOOM

hey hes the boooooomb
who Tom baum?
no theres actually a bomb

by eveee November 10, 2011


not you, Tom

Where you just are mean to a really nice, good meaning person for no reason.

Oh he got "not you, Tom'd". That was cold.

by Defining Women November 9, 2020


Tom Seaver

A right handed Sandy Kaufax (when you cum in your hand after doggystyle intercourse and throw the ejaculate into your partners face.) Sandy Kaufax was a lefty, Tom Seaver a righty, therefor each hand has its own definition.

I gave the wife the ol’ Tom Seaver last night. She asked for the Kaufax, but I’m not a south paw.

by Wales129 October 10, 2021


toms uncle

The pope

Toms uncle the largest pedo on the planet with an average consumtion of children around 17 per hour

by Frudentag February 13, 2018


Tom-Sladin

A person who is highly likely to be getting girls like every 2 weeks. The person may throw parties everyday.

Highly likely to drink before a test. Also a person who may become famous in the future and will give free tickets to his friend. A person who will be the next Leonardo DiCaprio.

My friend is a Tom-Sladin.

by Sandaru kangaroo March 18, 2019


Tom Norman

to "tom norman" something is to widly exaggeate something or to get the wrong end of the stick.

For example "I was out with my mates at and we was like hurricane katrina wasnt that bad, for white people at least..." would be classic case of tom norman-ing.

by nomanan October 8, 2018


Tijuana Tom

When a white skinned person from another country can't vote in the United States but tries to influence American politics.

Man 1: don't listen to Jason's political rhetoric
Man 2: why not?
Man 1: he's a Tijuana Tom

by Dirty Chaos August 1, 2017