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Ice cream falling from the sky.....
Look at the rain Jordan it tastes like ice cream........ OMG.... it's .. ice-cream rain
What’s left over in the toilet after period sex. The combination of shed uterus and semen post-intercourse.
There was a whole load of strawberries n cream in the toilet after he finished inside her....
An entitled individual… who never had to experience what it takes to pay the bills… or get to work on time.
That cream bitch won’t be in today.!
When your buddy picks you up…… after you just got done pounding out the local town whore…… and unbeknownst to you, he’s still wearing the rubber and he rips it off and launches it into the Gennesee River.
Dude, what the fuck are you doing? I’m launching this Magnum into the Genesee river. The ole Genny Cream Ale Slingshot!!
Getting cummed in on a beach and pushing it out onto the sand like it’s seagull shit🏝
Damn! Did you just step in some Cali Cream?
A cream pie the size of a mountain
I gave her one hell of a cream pike
When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.
Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.