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KIIT University

A place where I rethink all of my life choices

KIIT University

by An Adult KiiTian March 20, 2023


midland university

a school located in the smelly town of fremont, nebraska. known for ripping students off with subpar dining food & expensive ass tuition. has students doing drugs in dorms, yet nothing is ever done. they like to pretend they know their students, however once you’re recruited to midland no one really cares. you’re just a number and recruitment tool after you arrive. the football team sucks, we haven’t had a good season in years. we’re really only known for a few sports and some arts. unsure why people attend. overall, mostly go for the memories with friends and crackhead shit everyone does.

midland university is the place to be if you don’t care about your future.

by nickscottttttt June 15, 2022


universitis

A state of neurological inflammation in which a projected grander "universe" justifies any actions or beliefs of the bearer. Also see: lighter alternatives to Massiah Complex or alternative words for god: the universe.

Universitis encapsulated: "OMG! Despite my adhesion to dominant left-leaning narratives and ideologies, the universe is just telling me that driving 13 hours to a desert hotspring to consumate this affair will have no marginal impact on climate change as my clam will be so happy!"

by CircumCy October 19, 2020


university of penguins

The collective noun for a group of penguins. Synonym of rookery, colony and huddle

‘As we can see, the university of penguins is now crossing the Ronne Ice Shelf in pursuit of warmer weather’

by Martin Russell October 2, 2018


Syrian universe

A small Syrian child who is innocent, kind and often the victim of the US military under the joe biden administration.

A syrian child with magical abilities.

A joke from leftist twitter.

Warcrimes have been committed by the United states.

"Can joe please stop bombing syria, think about Syrian universe?"

by Anarchon March 5, 2021


Fairleigh Dickinson University

A college where all the preppy white boys and girls from jersey attend. FDU is known for its sports and everyone acts and looks the same. FDU’s main sport is basketball and their are two campuses the Florham and Teaneck. Watch out for the food as it is gross.

Two Fairleigh Dickinson University students interacting

FDU student 1: This campus sucks and everyone is the same
FDU student 2: Why don’t you transfer to the other campus?

by Crazy college kid October 11, 2019


Missouri Western University

A sad D2 college that does very little of anything. There isn’t much alcohol, nor many girls. Just depressed and high students.

Damn you went to Missouri Western University this weekend? Why’d you do that to yourself?

by Boof lord September 20, 2019