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When your buddy needs a solid so he offers beer as a form of compensation in exchange for labor.
Hey man, I need help working on my car, you in?
Sure, what's in it for me?
Universal Payment as always.
oh my god isn’t that the bestest friend in the whole entire universe????
When a young guy and young woman fuck each other under a blanket having a picnic in the forest with the sun going down.
The Hottest Scene In The Universe just happened to Matthew and Chelsea last night.
A university in South Jersey that's surrounded by the Pine Barrens and a little ol' town called Galloway. There isn't much to do in the general proximity of the campus besides spend extortionate amounts of money on gas, food, and whatever boring old white person crap they have in Atlantic City. The cops on campus are a joke which is great because the trails around the university are great for smoking with friends. Students are mostly commuters who hate their major and are stuck in an infinite loop because the preceptors suck at getting people to graduate on time. All the trashy students go to Pitney Pub on Wednesday night and then complain on YikYak because they have nothing better to do with their lives. The higher ups at Stockton pretend they aren't racist but will literally do nothing about blatant discrimination from professors. At least they have some diverse organizations and departments on campus. In the end, Stockton is exactly what you'd expect from a cozy college in South Jersey.
I went to Stockton University and all I got was this lousy degree.
Was stalked by their administration they ran me out by trying to say I was a pedophile because I was to stupid to realize my ex girlfriend was raped.
All charges dismissed but still expelled.
Northern Michigan University is the shittiest school you can go to.
A vagina. (Usually used in a romantic setting)
"I am obsessed with her universe"
"His universe is very nice"
"They sent me dirty pics of their universe"
In Person universe version 1, person 1 is born.
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