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An award given to someone who acts like a total assholes or total fool of themselves. Someone who is a total douche and did something really incredibly scandalous and is a phony.
Dan Schneider
Dan Schneider: I write kids sitcoms
Random kid: I heard about you
Dan Schneider: yay! you have and nice feet you have girly
Random kid: You're creeping me out and I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award
Dan Schneider: I am not a douche
Kid 2: Yes, you are
Dan Schneider: nuh uh
Kids: yes Yes you are the biggest douche in the universe and you just been nominated
a school located in the smelly town of fremont, nebraska. known for ripping students off with subpar dining food & expensive ass tuition. has students doing drugs in dorms, yet nothing is ever done. they like to pretend they know their students, however once you’re recruited to midland no one really cares. you’re just a number and recruitment tool after you arrive. the football team sucks, we haven’t had a good season in years. we’re really only known for a few sports and some arts. unsure why people attend. overall, mostly go for the memories with friends and crackhead shit everyone does.
midland university is the place to be if you don’t care about your future.
A state of neurological inflammation in which a projected grander "universe" justifies any actions or beliefs of the bearer. Also see: lighter alternatives to Massiah Complex or alternative words for god: the universe.
Universitis encapsulated: "OMG! Despite my adhesion to dominant left-leaning narratives and ideologies, the universe is just telling me that driving 13 hours to a desert hotspring to consumate this affair will have no marginal impact on climate change as my clam will be so happy!"
A small Syrian child who is innocent, kind and often the victim of the US military under the joe biden administration.
A syrian child with magical abilities.
A joke from leftist twitter.
Warcrimes have been committed by the United states.
"Can joe please stop bombing syria, think about Syrian universe?"
A college where all the preppy white boys and girls from jersey attend. FDU is known for its sports and everyone acts and looks the same. FDU’s main sport is basketball and their are two campuses the Florham and Teaneck. Watch out for the food as it is gross.
Two Fairleigh Dickinson University students interacting
FDU student 1: This campus sucks and everyone is the same
FDU student 2: Why don’t you transfer to the other campus?
A non-religious way of expressing "Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Mother of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?
Mother of Universe, what happened to you?
Mother of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!
School with students from rich families. Students say all the time 'omg i'm so fucked up, I need a cigarette rn'. Catwalk from Michael Kors bags (cheapest ones there) to Birkin and Gucci ones (sometimes it isn't enough). Rolex for this kids is like Casio.
Wow, you're going to Kozminski University, you're a such banana.