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When a man awakens in an altered state of consciousness due to sexual arousal at any point during the night. While in this frame of mind, his thoughts and actions may exist outside of of his conscious control and include sexting, sleep sex, viewing of pornography, masturbation, or even the purchase of sex toys. He may wake up in the middle of this, or “sleep” through it entirely, and then awaken to the aftermath of whatever his boner led him to do. Similar to sexsomnia, which is a form of parasomnia in which someone will initiate sex while asleep. He may be just awake enough to be conscious but the influence of the raw testosterone coursing through his veins clouds his judgment and leads him by the hand. It is most likely to occur when your sexual urges are not being adequately satisfied, however some men experience this regardless.
“Rodney is a perfect gentleman by day but the moment he falls asleep, he enters a deranged boner trance and cannot rest until his raging erection is satisfied.”
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An exam-room boner is the hard-on a guy gets when the doctor sticks his finger up a dude's ass to examine his prostate.
Like last time, I got an exam-room boner when the doc stuck his finger up my ass!
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Any event that serves to kill any and all excitement previously generated.
"I know this test sucks, but it's nothing to Lose Your Boner about"
"Alright team, we played a great game tonight, but we've got one more to win. So don't Lose Your Boner yet."
"Is it just me or did you just Lose Your Boner?"
"I know got an A on the last test, but this chapter is completely different. So Lose Your Boner at the door, 'cause it's gonna be a long night."
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1. Literally, a situation that may cause discomfort to both the bonee, and other parties involved, in a formal setting (i.e. a dinner party).
2. Used as an expression, it signifies something or someone unwanted or out of place, something in an unsuitable setting.
1. Nobody appreciated when Alan got a boner at Alice's dinner party.
2. When Doug arrived at his niece's 3rd birthday party wearing assless chaps, all the guests agreed he was a boner at a dinner party.
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A boner that doesn't sound like it should. Usually your boner sounds like theres a loose gland.
Bob: I was bangin' my wife last night and when I smacked my boner off her face it didn't sound like it used to when I was 12.
Phil: Dude, you have a Twangy Boner.
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A person, male, which nails many girls on a regular basis.
Chad:Hey man, I slept with that girl last night, it was amazing!
Brian:Dude, it's your 4th girl this week! you are definitely a Serial Boner!
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Jacket made of erected foreskin.
Wow, Joey has one hard boner jacket.
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