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The moment immediately after befriending someone on facebook that you don't really feel like talking to.
"Jenny 'Peaches' Smith" has accepted your friend request. - 1 minute ago
*awkward facebook silence*
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When someone you don't even know unfriends you from Facebook and you fly off the handle. Social paranoia kicks in and you turn into a full fledge Facebook Drama Queen. You contact all your mutual FB friends to get them to unfriend your nonfriend and reel over it for weeks.
Holy shit, she doesn't even know this person and is causing all this drama because they unfriended her? She has become a serious Facebook Drama Queen so paranoid her reputation will be lost, because one person deleted her? No one cares, she needs to get a grip!
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The act of "liking" someone's Facebook status simply because they "liked" yours, even if you don't really like it.
I'm pretty sure that was a Facebook reach-around.
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It's an opportunity to increase peoples already large ego's which = definition of a cunt!
Numbers game on facebook, example.... 23565 - I'm a player and I want to fuck you.
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A troll who has no life, or real friends for obvious reasons, constantly stalks his friends list not to contribute in a "friend like" manor but to use google to "fact check" each and every post made and then report how the poster has inaccurately represented their thoughts/opinions.
Me: God Damn Eric is such an annoying fuck - Its almost like he waits for anyone to make a Facebook post so he can google that shit only to try to make his lonely ass look smart.
Alex: eh, he's just a Facebook Fact Checker
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A FB drama Queen is a person that posts about all their personal drama on FB. They post about their failed relationships, personal issues that no one really cares about, and family and relationship drama as well. They go on and on about stuff no one on FB really wants to hear about.
Facebook Drama Queen
" I can't believe I fell for another loser guy again.... I am tired of getting used, and am tired of being heartbroken... sometimes I wonder if I will ever find a guy that is worthwhile again.... #devastatedagain
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When two guys resembling Edward Cullen and Jacob Black fight over a girl on facebook, and solely facebook. She starts to feel like Bella Swan and it's a great big stupid love triangle. The bad parts are- nothing is real, nobody really knows unless it's made obvious, the guys will never show up in real life, and they all pretty much waste their time analyzing everything they put as their status.
Mitch, Bobby, and Lisa were caught in a rad mess of Facebook Twilight. They google each others statuses in a frenzy looking for shit, but to outsiders everything looks perfectly normal. Mitch (Edward) acts like the psychotic vampire, and continuously ruins Lisa (Bella)'s life, so obviously Bobby (Jacob) knows he "is better for her than him."
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