Eagle 5

A secret sex position involving government officials or at very least Americans definitely not the inspiration for Steve Miller's: "fly like an eagle".

Also the call-sign for lone Star and barfs All American Winnebago ship in the 1987 movie Spaceballs.

Did you see that Spaceballs movie with the 🦅 5 wannabango?

Eagle 5; a great time for Drews.

May the 450 farse be with you!

8-5

dope. We got all dem people and we ain’t care who they are. We are completely stuffed in the brain and have very low expectations for the future. But we all love Minecraft so it’s okay. we r very generous and caring bc we filled to Christmas hampers and that is a brag.

Your acting like 8-5

Dope

Tony 2-5 Sub

When an incredibly insecure Haagster claims to be the DOM after the one true DOM, Liam (the hotdog stand), instructs the Haagster to believe he himself as a DOM, obeying the Liam Dom’s instruction, therefore the Haagster becomes the Tony 2-5 SUB.

Liam (The Hotdog Stand): Haagster, I want you to believe that you are a DOM!

Haagster (The SUB): I’m the DOM! I was born in the DOMinican republic and I own a DOMinos!

Liam (The Hotdog Stand): That’s a good Tony 2-5 Sub.

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March 5

The day everyone has to accept compliments given to them.

Person 1: "You look so cute today!"
Person 2: "No I dont-"
Person 1: "it's March 5th, you have to take my compliments today" >:)

March 5

Give your crush a hug and a kiss

March 5:hug your crush

March 5

the day where you gotta send nudes!! (march edition)

A: it's march 5!!! send nudes!!

B: hold up I'm sending you something spicy ;)

March 5

The most beautiful and talented people born on this day, they are so amazing and if you know someone born on March 5, I promise you have the best friend

Bruce: It's my birthday, March 5
Alice: OMG marry me