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another name for “apple fritters”
Damn, Ric took all the apple uglies from the canteen!
the act of hitting apples with golf clubs (with apple exploding)
#1 hey what are you doing??
#2 what does it look like im doin?
#1 hitting apples with ur pitching wedge
#2 ya im apple popping
The medial malleolus of your feet, reminds of an Adam’s Apple.
*Canned food hits the medial malleolus*
Me: “Argh! I hit my, ughh, what’s it called....?”
“My Shin’s Adam’s Apple!!”
Friend: “.....yo, what did you just called it? :v”
Stiking yo meet in an apple and putting it up his/her ass and the apple fall off in the ass
We should apple and meet
When someone curses an Apple product for poor functionality when it is really their problem for not adapting to a non-Windows format.
Shawn: Why is Preview so hard to work. Stupid Apple!
Don: Dude, can you go five minutes without dropping an Apple Bomb? That is the fourth time today.
Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.
Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!
I hate it when that mother fucking cunt James comes around, he’s always tryin to fart on my Apple