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A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time
I'm going to give you a red dragon blumpkin
Something that became a dragon in the past
“the dragoned orange” ( the orange turned into a dragon )
When you smoke your cigarette as if you want to die from a stroke.
"Damn, Randolph was draggin like a dragon on his lunch break!"
Exactly what it sounds like. Also, why the fuck did you look this up.
He used his final trump card when they were least expecting it, the infamous "gae dragon cumshot"
a bitch who gets into agruements and doesnt fucking know what to do barking all day all night and soft also wants attention badly even from dogs
Dragon king:
Hey im not ok with that
Someone:
Kys bitch
A drunked bitch who fights while being drunk and gets into alot of agruements and fights
Dragon king:
Hey brat come here i will punch u in the balls
Someone:
i think i had a gun some where here
A sex move invented and made famous by baby Dave. The dragon creates a vacuum seal with his mouth and the ladies front bottom and proceeds to blow air into her. Once the ladies stomach is inflated to the size of a beach ball the seal is broken and the air escapes creating a feeling of euphoria and release for the lady.
Dave used the Bearded dragon move on her
Dave bearded dragooned her and she nearly shat herself