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A Depressing Middle School Located In Pearland Texas. The Grades Are 5th to 6th.
I Don’t Like It There
PERSON 1:Hey Dude, Im Bout To Go To Sablatura Middle School. PERSON 2:Aw Man!
A complete shit team who can’t win any fucking games except for the shit academy teams.
The Jackson middle school basketball team 2018-2019 is so bad.
a middle school located in Douglas County WI, it’s spirit colors are black and gold to represent the tigers (Northwestern Tigers). The school is very nice but there are some weird crackheads there. 😂
wow the Northwestern Middle School is nice but who is that crackhead over there?
if you’re not a basic white bitch then this school will be a living hell for you everyone here is a rich, stuck up, racist piece of shit. Don’t fuck with anybody at this school. The bathrooms are nasty as fuck and has a huge roach problem too.
Skai: “What school are you going to next year”? Tyler:”I’m going to northwestern middle school”
Skai:”Good luck, northwestern is a literal hell hole”.
Eckstein is a bum ass school that is ruled by the annoying teachers and critters. I would rather listen to Gucci Gang by Lil Pump on repeat for 5 days straight than spend another year here. If you're at lunch, be aware, you will get touched in the lunch line by other men if you are male. Eckstein is the place where Bill Cosby would be allowed to teach Sex-Ed and also get to serve complimentary drinks to students in the bathroom. If Alcatraz was heaven, Eckstein would be Purgatory. With the exception of a few teachers, the staff is awful and low-down. This place is full of scheming, rotten, stenchful, atrocious, and scummy felons in the making. The math teachers are pretty good though, especially one who is the best, who also teaches geometry, if we aren't naming anybody. Most of the people who reside here are swiftocrats if we're talking about political views. Do NOT insult Taylor Swift in front of anybody who appears female unless you wish to be tortured for the rest of time by the Super Starbucks Swifties, also known as S.S.S. who have already taken the life out of many students. I don't know if I'll be able to survive in this porta-potty mosh pit for much longer, I'm more likely to die here than a malnourished 95 year old dwarf at astroworld, please send a rescue helicopter or something. To all the sixth-graders out there, you best get your menace on when I'm in high school. Highschool better be an upgrade. Just a few more months til I can get out of this joint.
Eckstein Middle School: A terrible Place
"I went to Eckstein Middle School"
"Zesty ass mf get tf away you goblin-looking, stanky ass, built like shrek's stillborn brother, basement residing critter"
Have fucken fun here. Everyone that has walked within a 50 meter radius requires a stomach pump and 4 years of physical therapy, and 8 of mental therapy. Every single girl here is either white and says the dreaded n-word, or are black and record themselves giving dudes top in the fucking bathrooms. Speaking of, don't go. They're full of retards vaping, or jacking off, rarely it's used as the glorious shit-palace it should be. And it's full of people using their phones cuz of the retarded ass phone rules.
Once you're actually in class, you immediately pray for egress from the small-ass room. Unless you manage to get the holy trinity, Music, US History and Algebra 1. However, once the period ends, you're still not allowed to use your phone. Ms. Cristobitch the midget will snatch it right up. Strike one, hoe. Unless you're a fucking white girl, in which case Mr. Weyers will fantasize , not realizing your phone is out.
In conclusion, don't go here. For your sake.
Anon: God, please let me leave this fuckass school.
Anon 2: At Eckstein Middle School? No way! Have fun suffering!
A gay hellhole that's a rite of passage to Issaquah High School.
It gets regularly vandalized often, and the teachers and staff are underpaid, and they just wanna go home. The principals (Yeah, there are new ones every year) are garbage and can't manage the school right, and end up leaving at the end of the year.
Everyone in IMS are either SJWs, or Nazis that somehow missed the Argentina train and ended up in Washington.
The school mascot is the Panther, a German tank that was used in World War II.
Student 1: I go to Issaquah Middle School!
Student 2: Lemme guess, 4chan or Twitter?