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someone who likes to pluck hairs out of a monkey and tickle them with it who happens to be very ugly
Stacy: did you see Kendi today? And what she posted on her story ugh she's such a monkey hair tickler *eye roll*
Kendi: wait hold up, that's my name..
the rest of the group: oop
Kendi: why are you talking shit, Stacy? it's not my fault your bf cheated on you with Kendra
the rest of the group: OOOO
Stacy: oh don't even, we all know you're just jealous because no one likes you, not even our group likes you. You have no friends and everyone knows it
Kendi: you know what ? Fuck you
*they fight and Kendi gets jumped by the group and gets her ass beat to a poulp*
btw follow my insta : pe4ceisup
The worst, especially if it takes a while to brush. (me rn)
(also I'm first to make this :))
"Start brushing! You've got knotted hair!!"
using oil to lock in moisture overnight
The TikTok really made hair slugging famous
The tuft of hair or cowlick that sticks out where the hair creates a swirl pattern on the back of the head.
That guy has dudy hairs sticking out the back of his head.
when you're naked and you drop something hot on your penis
hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut
When you nut in a hippie girls dreads (or matted hair) then wrap it up into its own hair-tie. It organic!
My hair is everywhere! I can help you out with a quick “Hippie hair-tie.”
The act of male masturbation while simultaneously dipping the scrotum into a person's mouth with a lemon inserted into your anal cavity.
Did you hear Ted got fired from costco for performing an arnold palm hair on the disabled door greeter.