…. my mom?
“ What do you wanna be when you grow up Jimmy?” Said the teacher.
“I wanna be a Porn Star!” Said Jimmy!
the shit a 8 year old beats their meat to after going to the zoo
Me: hey kid are you watching planet of the apes? i love that movie!
Kid: yeah
Me: why the fuck is Caesar butt-fucking Maurice?
Kid: im sorry for lying this is Orangutan Porn
A definition used to describe adult content in the for of images or videos found on Instagram, Facebook or any similar websites.
The definition comes from the similar word; normie meme. A definition used to describe memes heavily reposted.
Yo man, look at this Instagram chick I found.
Wow, that just normie porn.
The state of a post-wank tissue that has been left to grow hard, crunchy, and prawn cracker-esque
Looking in his room for the shoes that Carl had borrowed from me, I found the assortment of porn crackers that he’d been leaving under his bed
Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.
Aesthetic crumbling buildings. Usually pertaining to old houses that have been reclaimed by nature.
Apocolypsecore +haunted house core = crumble porn
It's where you take eating ass to a whole other level. You eat peoples shit. Ex. 2 girls 1 cup
OMG. Cheryl gave me the best diarreah porn of my life! Wtf is wrong with me have I sinned past the point of return oh please god help I am dying on the bathroom floor my mom overdosed on Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears Andy dads left town all i have left is Cheryl's turds