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When you are sat in a call with friends laughing about something and every thing suddenly goes silent
Retard 1 : "why did everyone stop talking?"
Retard 2 : "we are in retard silence"
pretty self explanatory
(saj made this phrase)
omg zahra you Perpendicular Estranged Retard
the sexual act of 5 males. one of the males penetrates the anus, one goes in the mouth and the other two get handjobs thus making the male look like a retarded eagle.
there were 5 of us guys so we forced one to perform a retarded eagle
Making weird noises and excessive drooling while asleep
"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"
Making strange noises and drooling excessively while asleep
"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"
Someone who is really fucking bad at sarcasm and thinks they are actually good. Their sarcasm doesn’t put any hints that they are sarcastic and sounds like normal speech and they will call you stupid that you didn’t get it.
Person 1: “We’re going to hang out at 3”
Person 2: “Oh cool, see you there.”
Person 1: “Are you fucking retarded I was being
sarcastic..”
Person 2 (in their head): “Damn, this really is guy is actually a sarcasm retard... how the fuck was I supposed to know he was sarcastic..”
When one can't remember things and or has trouble with identification. It become very hard for a person with this disability to handle serious situations. Often times the person is not aware of his or her defect. Five in every ten people are born with this disability.
"What did I say yesterday about not touching my food?"
"I don't remember!"
"It's that Retard Defect Disability that you have."
"That's not a real disability."