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A board game that is played with a dice 🎲 and played like trouble and at the end of the game it have a explosion sound base built into the board game comes with 2 game pieces MUAHLONNBE and MEXIT TOEHUN if MUAHLONNBE lands on the explosion blow up game over for player 1 but if player 2 game piece MEXIT TOEHUN lands on the explosion blow up then player 2 lose and the board game celebrates for player 1. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created little AMERICAN DOUBJruLE MUAHLONNBExplosion. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
When a man shoves two or more shotguns up a womans pussy.
Steve! I gave my girlfriend the american double barrel piledriver last night!
American-itis, also known as the American Plague, is a rather serious illness caused by overusing an american accent and resulting in you being unable to stop using an american accent. It can vary in severeness, ranging from only a few words being only spoken in an american accent to your entire vocabulary being saboutaged by the accent. Treatment is unique for each patient, and the illness can vary lasting from just a few days to a whole lifetime.
"Did you hear that ______ caught the American-itis ?"
"Damn bro, hope it's not too severe."
"He can barely say any words without the accent."
A US citizen who is most likely over 300 pounds and eats lots of McDonald’s
American: want to hang out sometime?
Canadian: no, you have Americanitis, go lose some weight
American: ok :(
When you get shit on your balls during missionary and bring yourself up dragging your balls across the face from the chin up.
Slipped out of my girl last night but instead of going back in I accidentally gave her some American War Paint.
On the night of All Hallows Eve, the male proceeds to thrust a carved pumpkin onto his partners, male or female, head while participating in the act of sexual intercourse. While the male performs these tasks he must yell out "Trick or Treat."
I can't wait for halloween this year, Pat promised to give me The American Jack-O-Lantern.
Type of condition that causes Americans to be generally uninterested or refuse to easily research other countries politics, culture, ideologies, etc. Americans suffering from this American Ignorance think that American politics is the world's politics.
Person1 displays common traits of American Ignorance.
Scenario 1
Person 1: OH MY GOD! Can you believe India only outlawed acid throwing on women's faces in 2013?
Person 2: Yeah. I can. They're deeply religious and acid throwing was very common. They don't see women the same way as other countries.
Scenario 2
Person 1: European countries basically share the same cultures, right?
Person 2: I mean that's sort of a generalization.
Person 1: Dude really... What's the difference between Germans and Italians anyway?
Person 2: Do you know about the P.I.I.G.S.?
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: Just shut up before you say anything else stupid.
Scenario 3
Person 1: WAIT! Some African countries follow a different calendar?!
Person 2: Yes. Other countries thousands of years ago followed different ways to record time, and they're still recording their unique time and calendar today.
Person 1: Oh my god, America sucks! Why couldn't we learn about that in school?
Person 2: Some religions in America follow different calendars. You're just not that perceptive man.
Scenario 4
Person 1: Things could be worse in America. Look at how Saudi Arabia treats women.
Person 2: While that is true, that doesn't mean America doesn't have any issues. Stop using other countries ideals as a scapegoat to not want to improve America.