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Person 1: I think I'm gonna Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs.
Person 2: Noo don't do that please its unhealthy you could literally die
When you nut in a girls butt but it starts to slide down and you run to find a towel and wipe it off before she gets pregnant
1 "dude i almost had a kid last night"
2 " what happened?"
1" I had to do a towel run"
On a baseball field, running pole to pole from the outfield wall. Usually used as a form of punishment.
"Why is Nate running poles?"
"I think he mouthed off to a coach."
When there is no towel in the bathroom so you have to make a run for your room, naked, and hope nobody sees you.
Emma: what happened?
Lizzie: I had to make a risky run after my shower this morning and my family saw me!
Emma: oh no…🫢
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A phrase to describe how president trump is clutching to his presidency when he actually didnt win the 2020 election
Trump: I WON THIS ELECTION! BY A LOT!
DG: nah bro thats just a presidential cling-on running gag
The Trench Run involves spreading the asscheeks of a hot woman, and in one fluid motion, pass your nose and mouth between while simultaneously spitting into her “exhaust port.”
The name is a reference to the famous scene in Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope, in which Luke uses the Force to direct shots fired from his X-wing into the exhaust port of the Death Star, resulting in its subsequent explosion.
Her butt was looking so good. I did a Trench Run right through her ass cheeks. The Force guided my spittle precisely into her tight asshole. Under my breath I uttered, “The Galaxy is saved.”
When a special kid attempts a speed run.
That special kid is Sped Running Minecraft!