that's what she said

used to turn a comment into a sexual innuendo

(in a precalc classroom)

teacher: ok guys, i know that these problems are hard, and they're long and a pain in the butt, but you still have to do them

Student: that's what she said

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What's Your Function?

If a conjunction, the answer is "To join words and sentences."

Also a horrible pick-up line at bars.

Eugene: What's your function here?

Melvin: I oversee major projects and aid in the development of minor ones.


Tony: Hey baby, what's your function?

Tony is promptly slapped by Tina.

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what's the word Webster?

1. A way of asking somebody how they are doing.
2. A question to determine the agenda for the night.

Friend1: What's the word Webster?

Friend2: Going to tha club to find some dirty girls.

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that's what she said

1. Used to add sexual innuendo to a conversation.
2. When a male wants to share with his friends that he was with a girl (whether her was or not), he will respond to a phrase that sets up "that's what she said..." as funny or sexual.
3. To imply that what is being talked about was actually a sexual statement and that a girl agreed to said statement in the recent past.
4. Something people say after a phrase is said by someone else to add emphasis.
5. A phrase said by one male to another after a story about her was told to imply that he was with the first male's girl after him.

guy 1: wow, that's a really big spear!
guy 2: that's what she said!

guy 1: man, my girl was hot last night!
guy 2: that's what she said!

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING

This phrase is a form of trash talk commonly used while shouting at really bad kids, who quite frankly, dont know what they are doing.

Usually associated with Halo 3, where you completely rape the other team. Tsquared asks Walshy it all the time.

"WALSHY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? WE JUST GOT 25 UNCONTESTED SECONDS IN THE MIDDLE!!!"

"OGRE WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"

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what-the-fuck-ever

a group of words used to be disgunteled disgusted or upset with what another persoin is saying.

Teacher: Get out of my classroom please?!

Boy/Girl: Oh What-The-Fuck-Ever!

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what the fuck news

news that makes you just want to say "what the fuck" after it.

Susan- Hey, did you hear about the roofie rapist on the loose?

Cynthia- No! What the fuck!

Susan- I know isn't that crazy?!
Cynthia- That is some serious what the fuck news.

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