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The ability for a guy to accurately aim his stream of pee without hitting the pee pond, thereby avoiding awkward splashing.
Guy: whew! I feel 10 pounds lighter.
Girl: what? What did you do?
Guy: took a giant piss.
Girl: I didn't hear a thing.
Guy: nothing but flush.
It is nothing. But everything comes from nothing. So that means it is better then everything.
"I call the Nothing Lawn!!"
A way to say no homo without being cancelled or being called homophobic
J: Ay bro you lookin good today! Nothing suspect
D: Thanks bro
When someone tells you you are free, they are big mad that nothing is free and they get nothing out of it
Grown children moving back in with their parents delaying the “transition to adulthood” as marked by five milestones: completing school, leaving home, becoming financially independent, marrying and having a child.
Jesus, I am so fed up of dating 20-Nothings, going-nowhere-fast guys, with their arrested development!
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a description of people who incessantly tan and consequently look bright orange or overwhelmingly tan to the point that is does not look right tanorexics
derived from the fact that nothing rhymes with orange
person 1: have you seen remi, she just got back to florida and she got soo tan.
person 2: damn son, nothing rhymes with that bitch.
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A lady or gentleman who lacks knowledge on a variety of subjects.
After an angry debate, Csiga told Kevin that he was a nothing-knower...
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