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alphabet pearl

Well you're going down on a girl, with your tongue spell the alphabet on here clit

You got to hit her with that alphabet pearl bro

by Alphabet Pearl March 13, 2016


alphabetical orgasms

Refers to da act of getting off on various situations and circumstances, such as:
BOARgasm: research about/interaction wif wild/male pigs
BOERgasm: research about/interaction wif Dutch/Huguenot settlers in Asia

BOORgasm: partaking in "crude 'n' rude" behavior
BOREgasm: creating holes or being dull-natured
COORgasm: guzzling a Silver Bullet
COREgasm: surveying da remains of a thoroughly-eaten apple
DOORgasm: being invited inside a dwelling
FOREgasm: hitting a golf ball (can also refer to premature ejaculation while engaged in "getting in da mood" activities)
FOURgasm: involving yourself wif dual twos of something
GOREgasm: research about/interaction wif da infamous "An Inconvenient Truth" politician, or anything regarding da infamous "Old Blood 'n' Guts" 4-star general
HOARgasm: anything gray or grayish-white
LOREgasm: studying/recounting tales from yesteryear
MOORgasm: researching/trekking broad grassy meadows
MOREgasm: when receiving anything additional

NORgasm: when neither option is available or doable
OARgasm: when paddling a boat
ORgasm: when given a choice of two options
OREgasm: when you "hit pay-dirt"

Additional examples of alphabetical orgasms may occur when:
POORgasm: being unable to "keep up wif da Joneses"
POREgasm: getting goosebumps
POURgasm: seeing liquid dispensed
ROARgasm: performing a loudly-celebratory "I da MAN!" chest-pounding routine after "getting lucky" wif a female
SOARgasm: when you perfect using a hang-glider
SOREgasm: anything regarding grumpiness or painful skin/muscles
TORgasm: anything regarding a rocky outcrop or hill
TOREgasm: when gleefully ripping things apart
TOURgasm: when partaking of a guided group-stroll
WARgasm: anything combat-related (da arrogantly-bold old-school military leader mentioned above likely experienced lots of these)
WOREgasm: researching/experiencing garments of some kind
YOREgasm: taking a trip down Memory Lane
YOURgasm: paying attention to/sharing resources wif someone else

by QuacksO January 23, 2022


The Stinking Alphabet

The Stinking AlphabetVerbSexual Act: An Act Just Like The Spinning Alphabet But The Hole In Question Is Anal.

"Dude! After I gave your mom The Spinning Alphabet, I gave your dad The Stinking Alphabet.

by Jackie Estacadoe March 30, 2023


Alphabet Yakuza

An even way cooler way to say "Alphabet Mafia".

Gae person: "Oh yeah i'm part of the Alphabet Mafia"
even cooler Gae person: "You mean the Alphabet Yakuza, right?"

by simonsimon21 May 13, 2021


The number of the alphabet orange

A number of the Japanese Alphabet, usually associated with water.

you can believe me, i'm some random guy on the internet.

Some random piece of shit that's probably like 6 or something:Hey, what's your favorite color?

Some random piece of shit that's probably like 7 or something:the number of the alphabet orange

Some random piece of shit that's probably like 6 or something:bro what the fuck

by hewwo uwu how are yous????? April 4, 2020


the white alphabet

When you write the alphabet on a girl's forehead with your dick.

"Put the white alphabet on my forehead, not my mouth"

by Mustagbuilder November 18, 2020


alphabetical Arkansas

Wacky 'n' wonderful "A-to-Z" definitions pertaining to da "state wif another state's name inside it" region.

Prime examples of "alphabetical Arkansas" include:
Barkansas: A locale where da dogs are prolifically vocal.
Darkansas: A deep-south demographic where a lot of da citizens are either well-tanned or of African descent.
Harkansas: Where everyone either actively recalls past eras or listens up and pays attention.
Larkansas: A land with lots of songbirds.
Markansas: A state where either Mr. Twain lived, or they make extensive use of chalk and/or Sharpie-pens to identify items, specify locations/measurements, etc.
Narkansas: A "stool-pigeon mecca" where zealots habitually turn anyone over to da Feds who's associated with less-than-legal medicinal/recreational substances.
Parkansas: An area where young folks regularly share delightful "lovers lane" encounters.

by QuacksO October 6, 2024